Equipment Manager: I don’t have a joke, except my life. I’ve fixed the light switches. On Wednesday I found the architectural diagrams for when they rebuilt UTC. The voltage problem here has been improved, but it’s still not quite fixed yet.
IT Officer: I was the voice of the volleyball in the Tom Hanks movie where he gets stranded on an island.
Advertising Officer: We’re doing FASET Tuesday and Thursday around 5.
President: Everything’s back to normal. On behalf of this great nation, I hope you had a fabulous independence day weekend. We’re tabling at FASET so come and make us look cool. Also we’ve been planning Couchella, so come to the meetings.
Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. You should wear your T-shirt tomorrow to advertise the bake sale.
Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.
Open Mic Officer: Next open mic is next Thursday, the 16th, the last one of the summer. It’ll be cool. The theme is Golden Days. It starts at 8.
Vice President: You should come talk to me to book practice times.
Chad: My band, Antarcticats, is playing at Union EAV on the 10th if you’re over 21.
Chad: We’re playing here on the Sunday the 19th which is before the next general meeting. This one isn’t 21+.
James: Congratulations to the US women’s national team.
Alex: Hey, guys, I’m in a band called the Organ Machines. We’re playing a house show with Balloon Assembly line and 2 other bands on the 15th! It’ll be pretty cool. Also we have a show on the 17th at Union EAV, it’s 21+.
Chris: You should listen to the new Between the Buried and Me album, it gave me feels. We’re also going to the show in Winston-Salem on August 14th with them, Animals as Leaders, The Contortionist, and probably another band.
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