General Manager: I’m spinning so I can see all of you. I have nothing to report, but I run the stage during the day. Come to me if you have any music suggestions. Also GT Safespaces is probably not happening, as training is weekdays at 11 or 1:30.
Equipment Manager: I’m UTC’s well-equipped manager. I don’t really have much to say, except stuff was done in the sound system that nobody will notice except me and Austin. We did some really bitchin’ stuff.
Advertising Officer: There’s a show this Friday. I’m passing out fliers.
Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline.
Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.
Open Mic Officer: I manage open mic and the YouTube page. This week’s theme is No Pants Night. We are not insinuating nudity, just the absence of pants in the space.
Booking Officer: I have nothing to report, but we’re looking for workers for shows the 27th, March 6th, and March 13th.
LLC: Lint and Loose Change is our free speech publication. Submissions are due Friday (2/27), and bring your buzzcards next week so we can print. Also if you want to send stuff to North Ave Review you can. If you have submissions, including original music, sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.
IT Officer: Nothing interesting to report.
Vice President: I had a lot of coffee today. I’m sorry, I will get a grip on myself. I’m in charge of booking practice times, so after you talk to Meredith, come to me and I can put you on the calendar. Also if you do something awesome in the space, you can fill out our priority request form and request practice time up to a week in advance.
President: Greta gave me this stylish hat, so give her a hug. You can give Tanika a hug, too. If you’re wondering why Meredith’s hands are red, it’s because we sacrificed a goat to watch over the space. We’re having another groovy Friday actually on a Friday to promote UTC and the Chicken Dinner Faceplant show. Be there. Especially if you play guitar.
Simon: I have a few announcements:
- Thursday is the opening of the Clough Art Crawl, where there will be performances, including SU2 (my band) and Hot for Math Teacher (H4MT). Maybe vote for us if you want.
- March 27 (I think), there will be a science concert, and my band SU2 is playing, and they need someone to run sound too. Email me at email@example.com if you’re interested.
Chris: I have a specific announcement: Whoever is in OSCAR band come talk to me.
Fielding: Shoutout to Tanika for buying me coffee. Also come Smash (bros) with me.
Chad: I play in a band called H4MT, and we’re playing at the Clough Art Crawl. Also I play in a band called Antarcticats and we’re playing at Union EAV (21+) after the CDFP show.
Daniel Hearn: I’m playing at the basement of Starbar on Saturday, it’s 21+ so come see me and some weird people.
Alex: I have a few announcements:
- This hat makes me feel like a Pokémon character
- Organ Machines is having a release party on March 6th, so you should be here for that.
- Remember, come out to the Chicken Dinner Faceplant show. This may be our last show in the foreseeable future, so come out and see us.
Kishore: Does sacrificing the goat protect us from the paranormal stuff?
Alex: It helps with paranormal activity.
Austin: We’re having live soundclass next week.
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