General Manager: I’m unprepared. I have nothing to report, but feel free to drop by during daytime hours and request a song. We’re doing groovy Friday this Friday.
IT Officer: Nothing to report.
Equipment Manager: Usually this is where I make an equip joke, but I don’t want to Deese-tract from the meeting too much. We’re doing sound class in studio tonight.
Vice President: I have a cool Commercial Airline Black Market T-shirt. I’m in charge of booking practice times, so after you’ve paid dues with Meredith, come talk to me to reserve practice times.
Advertising Officer: We have groovy Friday this Friday, that’s Friday 2-4. We have a show on Saturday too, with The Quarks, King Guru, Smooth Aviator, and Commercial Airline Black Market.
Historian: We’re in the process of planning Couchella, so if you’d like to join the committee, sign your name on the sheet being passed around.
Lint & Loose Change: The issue is ready for today’s meeting. The bad news is we can’t print it because the print stations here are broken. We’ll still meet on Wednesday to assemble a few copies, but we’re having a mass printing on Monday.
Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.
Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. Also if you’ve paid dues come to me after the meeting to get a T-Shirt.
Open Mic Officer: This week’s open mic will be a comedy night special. Open mic will run from 7:45 to 8:45, with signups at 7:15. The rest of the time will be Geekapalooza, a comedy show special. Pizza will be served.
Booking Officer: You should talk to me if you want to book a show. And we need workers for Saturday’s show, so talk to me about that.
Jason: I give free group guitar lessons here on Thursdays at 4. I’m also in Smooth Aviator, playing at the show on Saturday.
Ryan: I may have just booked a show. Three weeks from today, on the 20th, SWE, another band, and Several Bears.
Chad: Antarcticats (with the Guppies, Small Time Capone, and Hex Girlfriend) is playing at Parts Unknown. It’s somebody’s house, but you’re all invited. We’re also selling copies of our EP.
Maria: I do booking for the community organization Sofar Sounds which puts on concerts in weird locations, like living rooms and nooks in coffee shops. We’re always looking for locations and people to play, so come talk to me.
Sid: Commercial Airline Black Market will be intense!
Greta: I 3D printed a Baymax and his box.
Tanika: Applications for daytime work at UTC are coming out.
Sara: Claire and I are working on a zine for our English class about making the space more friendly to LGBT students and students with disabilities, as well as more racially conscious; if you’re interested, come talk to me.
Bailey: My sorority, Alpha Gamma Delta, is having a pancake breakfast tonight. Also you should get me to come here more, I’m becoming more and more basic and it’s scaring me. It’s $6 for all you can eat pancakes, bacon, and a drink.
Kishore: I’m organizing the UTC vs. WREK kickball game. It looks like Saturday, April 18th around 3:30 is the best time. I’m looking for someone to get a ride with to Expo 88 on April 4th at the Masquerade.
Alex: I’m in a band called the Organ Machines. We recently released our first EP, you should listen to it. Also there will soon be a new guitar amp here.
Simon: WREK is having a concert called WREK-tacular at the Drunken Unicorn with Of the Vine and Jungle, as well as one of our DJs.
Daniel Hearn: I meditated too hard, so give me hugs and tell me I’m sane.
James: I need a hug. (group hug ensues)
David: Anil, who sings like an angel, is coming back to open mic nights.
Jack: I’m starting a polka band, so if you’re into German people come talk to me.
Tanika: There might be a bluegrass band becoming a thing pretty soon. If you’re interested talk to me.
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