Minister of Propaganda: If interested in lessons, Jason is teaching theory and advanced guitar. Talk to me for lessons. Also this Friday we’re doing groovy Friday from 2-4. Also those of you who practice here after-hours or on weekend, please ask the people at the desk by UTC to close up. Also I have some poetry in LLC, don’t read it.
Historian: Nothing to report, but we just found some really old blueprints of under the couch, so if you’re interested in seeing a computer generated UTC with a bunch of fake 90s people come talk to me.
Vice President: I’m in charge of booking practice times, so talk to me after the meeting, but pay dues and practice fees first. Please don’t show up here after spring break.
Advertising Officer: We have a show this Friday, with the Organ Machines releasing their EP. There will be a jam session after the meeting the Monday after spring break.
Equipment Manager: “I’m equipment Deese and I’m the Chris manager. If anyone else is named Chris come see me so I can manage you.” I’m currently working on a guitar. The equipment room is clean thanks to me and Austin.
Lint & Loose Change: We only have 4 copies of last month’s issue left, so that’s awesome. The March issue is done, so come donate printing money. For next issue, meetings are at 11 on Sunday by the Android; if you’re a graduating senior talk to me for a segment in the new issue.
Booking Officer: A band called Pree is going to be here 8-10 to interview and have tea and snacks with us.
General Manager: If your name is General or if you are a general come to me so I can manage you. Coloring will be brought back. Also periodically we’ll have movie scores, silent movies, tiny desk concerts, etc.
Advertising Officer: This Friday we have the Organ Machines and exStellarator, and next Friday we have the Merry Go Rounds
Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.
Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline.
Open Mic: This week’s open mic theme is zombie themed, in recognization[sic] of HvZ stuff going on. I’m also having live sound class after this meeting, so if you want to learn how to run sound come talk to me.
President: I’m currently presiding NT over these beanbags.
IT Officer: (I’m the officer of being sick and not being here today.)
Sara: I made a wonderful picture of Austin in American Gothic.
Kishore: Thanks, Sara, for this crossword book. I’m also organizing the Fuck WREK Kickball Game, so if you’re interested in playing come talk to me or email email@example.com. It’ll be sometime in April.
Andrew Joyce: I’m in a band with Chad, and assuming he doesn’t die of dysentery we’re releasing our record at the Drunken Unicorn on Saturday the 14th (18+).
Krish: A pretty cool ska band called Ye Flask needs a drummer.
Alex: Thanks to everyone who came out to the CDFP show last Friday. You can find our final EP, Ho Boy, Wot Yowza on Bandcamp. Also my band the Organ Machines is playing this Friday with exStellarator, Killer Eskimos, and Hunny. Also we’re playing at Wonderroot on the 11th.
James: SWE is recording its second or sixth album called Fortress.
Simon: I’m in a band called SU(2) and we’re playing at the clough art crawl around 5-5:30, and chad’s band H4MT is playing there too, so you should come out. Also there’s a concert at the academy of medicine and we need somebody to run sound.
Greg: I’m in exStellarator, we’re playing with Killer Eskimos and Hunny and some other band that doesn’t matter. We’re working on our second or sixth release, which will be out by the end of march. It’ll have that one song from F-Zero.
Jason: I have a band called Smooth Aviator, we’re tracking our first EP now, so it’ll released either in a few weeks or a few years. Also if you want to learn how to play the guitar for free, sign up with me. Lessons are at 4 on Thursdays.
Austin: I’d like to start a tradition at open mic, a post-open-mic jam session.
Kishore: Me again. Apparently somebody left a Geiger counter here, so give it to me if you find one.
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