Musician’s Network Meeting Minutes 4/21/2014
Tonight: Last meeting of the semester AND the 1st Annual Foamy Awards!
Senior Hugs Officer: I have hugged everybody in this room. (*applause*)
Equipment Minotaur: There will be sound class after the meeting. Also, we got a bunch of new cables for the studio! Don’t take them out of the studio please.
Secretary: If you want to join the club, go give Kishore your money and then come talk to me!
General Manager: I manage generally. General announcement: the SCPC homecoming concert poll is up. Write in a vote for Sleigh Bells ’cause they’d be perfect for it!
Treasurer: Dues are $10 a year, practice fees are $15 a semester, and lockers are $5 a month. Remember, membership dues last for a calendar year.
We’ll have some lockers available really soon! They’re huge. You could fit several things in there. Anyways, let me know if you want to rent one.
Vice President: We have a lot of exciting things today. We have pizza! If you want Dead Week/weekend practice time, come talk to me.
Open Mic Officer: No more open mics this semester… But they’ll be back during the summer semester. Keep up with us on our Facebook group (Open Mic Night at Under the Couch!).
Advertising Underling (Chad): There’s nothing new going on to advertise, so I’ll advertise Mike Stearns’ fabulous Snapchats.
Minister of Propaganda: We have a meeting (along with some SCPC representatives) this Thursday night at 6 in UTC to discuss and plan Couchella! If you’re interested in helping out or just want to know what’s going on, feel free to join us.
Advertising Underling (Ashley): There’s pizza and awards today!
IT Wizard: I’ll be putting changes to the website up next week! I’m adding a bands page to the site, so send me your band name, a short bio, and links to any music pages you have. (Send to email@example.com)
If you don’t, Archie will write a joke bio for your band (but really, he will).
Archie: I’m joining forces with a new organization called Acts of Kindess to do my Groovy Friday thing from noon to 1 on Tuesday in the Student Center. I just realized that I can’t make it until noon-fifteen, so if you wanna play the beginning of it just let me know.
Also, Chicken Dinner Faceplant released a new EP yesterday named “Universal Butt”. Check it out!
Stearns: My two bands (We Few and The Merry Go Rounds) are performing at Wonderroot on Wednesday night!
Leland: Dan Deacon is performing tomorrow. It’ll be a life changing experience.
James: As part of the “500 songs for Kids” event, I will be playing David Bowie’s “Changes” at The Loft on Saturday.
The Foamies: Winners
Powerpoint Picasso: Jason
Best Laugh: Leland & Chris Deese
Biggest 80’s Metal Fan: Thomas
Beyonce Award: Caroline
Best Harmonica Gunslinger Thingamajig: Rob
Most Likely To Finish His Sentences: Kishore
Best Disc Thrower: Colin
Nacho Hair: Chad
Most Likely To Create World Peace With His Hair: Garrett
Best Smile: Chris Deese
Man of Many Names: Mike Stearns
Most Gutter: Spencer
Best Flyers: Catie
Chillest: Alex McIntyre
Best Actor: Jed
BAMF Award: Kwaku
UTC’s Little Helper: James
Best Time To Show Up For A Meeting: Andriy and Paul
Best Beard: Randy
Best 80’s-Band-Name-That’s-Also-Your-Last-Name: Christian Toto
Flava Flav Award: Leland
The “Ooh-weee-ooh I Look Just Like Buddy Holly” Award: Nick
Best Taja Award: Taja
Best Face: Greg
Rockapella Award: Truett
Clementine Award: Andrew Tsai
Best Beats: Imran
Best Dreadlocks: Simon
Most Styrofoam: Shags
Best Simpson’s-Inspired Band Name: Jebediah Springfield
Twee As F***: The Merry Go Rounds
Best Sound: Chicken Dinner Faceplant
Fastest Recording Time: Chicken Dinner Faceplant, “Clsoe Is Good Enough” (EP)
Best Home Recordings: James (Supreme World Emporers)
Best Song: Wolfson Greene, “Golden Daze”
Best Side Project: Coy Coyote
Best/Worst Band Name: Weed Can Kill You And Should Be Illegal
Best New Groove: SU(2)
4+4=9 Award: Albatrocity
Best New Band: The Quarks
Best Hip Hop Group: Kwaku and the Round Table
Best Polka Funk Band: We Few
Best French Band Name: Faux Pause
Best Recording: Ground Rules, “It’s Pronounced Ground Rules”
MVP (Most Voluptuous Panda): Archie
More winners! (not present at the meeting)
Most Efficient Wardrobe: Tom Speers
Most Active Young Member: Krish
Most Likely To Become Drum Major: Andrew Joyce
Best Guitar Sound: Derek Liddell
Best Piano Player: Christian
Shafty Award: Alex Alty
Best Mustache: Nic